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@@ -27,3 +27,7 @@ No, you're wrong. We've actually disabled the Issues tab in place of our own in-
 ## Contributing
 
 See [`CONTRIBUTING.md`](https://github.com/shiftos-game/ShiftOS/blob/master/CONTRIBUTING.md)
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+## `Mushroom`
+
+`I'm a mushroom.`